Up until this point in our relationship I thought I could forgive you for anything.
Like your incessant need to poke fun of my accent or you’re constant begging for me to come and do your tax prep, for free. All of that I have forgiven.
However, I will NEVER be able to forgive you for washing your whites, colors AND towels ALL together.
IN WARM WATER.
The devastation is overwhelming. I will only be able to find solace in pie.